Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
You'll never guess what Jessica did
So superficial, so immature
This is the same as where I just came from
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
Reese Witherspoon, she's the prom queen
And I still have the same three friends
Publishers: DROP YOUR PANTS PUBLISHING, UNIVERSAL MUSIC - Z TUNES LLC.
And you don't have the right friends
Songwriters: Jaret Reddick, Adam Schlesinger
Who's throwing up before they digest
High school never ends
And here we go again
Who's in the club and who's on the drugs
And then when you graduate
Is climbing up that social ladder
You take a look around and you say, "Hey, wait!"
High school never ends
And I'm pretty much the same as I was back then
And the only thing that matters
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
High school never ends
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
Check out the popular kids
Seen it all before, I want my money back!
Jack Black, a clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
High school never ends
I thought it was over, oh, that's just great
And you don't have the right friends
And you still don't have the right look
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
High school never ends
And how did Mary-Kate lose all that weight?
All the total dicks, all the stuck-up chicks
And you still don't have the right look
And I still don't have the right look
Doesn't matter if you're sixty or thirty-five
High school never ends
Nothing changes but the faces, the names and the trends
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
And Katie had a baby, so I guess Tom's straight
Four years, you think for sure
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex
That's all you've got to endure
And you still listen to the same shit you did back then
With who's the best dressed and who's having sex