I've never seen it tease
It's always there to please me
From nine to five
And I've never once heard it cry
It's got no place to go
Of my favorite guest
It's the one friend
Songwriter: Harry Nilsson
But it's always there
Ohwah, ohwah, ah
Publisher: GOLDEN SYRUP MUSIC
Ohwah, ohwah, ah
My old desk doesn't arabesque
And what do I see?
Ohwah, ohwah, ah
But a picture of me
It's the one thing I've got
In the morning when I first arrive
My good old desk
It's a pleasure to see
It's always there
We never say a word
Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah
Such a comfort to know
it's dependable and slow
A huge success
My old desk isn't picturesque
But it's happy as a desk can be
To keep my hopes alive
My good old desk
Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah
I've got a giant of all times
I just open the drawer
Such a comfort to know
Working at my good old desk
Ohwah, ohwah, ah ah ah ah
My old desk never needs a rest
It's waiting there for me
For when my heart's on the floor
but it's perfectly alright with me