And the anchorperson on TV goes
Fifteen celebrity minds
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
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Fourteen cannibal kings
Leading their fifteen sordid, wretched checkered lives
Served in a leafy bed of sixteen military wives
Out of which only seven really even care
Wondering blithely what the dinner bell will bring
Celebrity minds, they're humbly taken by surprise
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And America can't say 'No'
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Sixteen military wives
Will they find their solution in time?
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Of thirty-two gently clenching wrinkled little hands
Out of which only twelve will make it back again
Seventeen company men
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Songwriter: Colin Patrick Meloy
Publisher: OSTEROZHNA! MUSIC
His tears drip down from ten little eyes
Staring at the natural tan
Thirty-two softly-focused, brightly-colored eyes
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Fifteen celebrity minds
La-di-da-di-da
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
And America can't say 'No'
Doling out a garland to five
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
Cheer them on to their rivals 'cause America can
Using fifteen pristine moderate liberal minds
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
And America does if America says,"It's so, it's so"
And the anchorperson on TV goes
Sergeant sends a letter to five military wives
La-di-da-di-da-didi-didi-da
And America can't say 'No'
Eighteen academy chairs