I tired to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
And never go down the drain
'Cuz his toe had the stench of crustaceans
Crackin' on each other and neither were poster boys
But there's kids in the back holding conversations
I was laughin' and his friend raised his tone and said
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
You don't need a map, bitch
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
I was a victim of breath on the
Or bathrooms in the bus station
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
You can never go down, and never go down
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
And watch your motherfuckin' body 'fore your sweatshirt melt
Want a cap, get some courage your feet smell horrid
"Bud, you rolled all over yourself", yeah
Or else you'll be funk-ay
Publisher: HAPPY HEMP MUSIC
You can never go down, and never go down
Coast enjoyed a leave of absence
And never go down the drain
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
Brimstone, girls would never bring him home
And never go down the drain
You can never go down, and never go down
He had one dread and fungus
But look it up and while you at it get a cup
Excruciating, boring, it was a new sensation
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
Gotta get some gum, gotta gets him some
You can never go down, and never go down
Or else you'll be funk-ay
Just as the days went without bathin'
Amazin'
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Under arms is right, undergarments might
Said he worked on people's toilets with plungers
And never go down the drain
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
The funk got you captive
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
I'm 'bout to get into some shit that I've seen
It's important to practice good hygiene
Said I was frail, I said he was stale
Songwriter: Teren Delvon Jones
You can never go down, and never go down
You gotta wash your ass, if you must
Used to the fragrance
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
Or else you'll be funk-ay
I know some people and your ass would be submerged
And never go down the drain
Running his yap about what sets he from
'Bout the leap out your holy sweats
One fool's feet smelled like it struck some matchsticks
Then we hold him messin' after this I'm gonna collect
Girls thought the guy we were with the tongue, yo
You can never go down, and never go down
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
And squeeze the sweat out your sweatshirt and drink it or gargle
He had a can of oh he had some raisins
You get our vote for most stinkiest
At least if you want to run with my team
Head to toe BO, he didn't know
Now in class you need total concentration
That nigger started thinking the shit
You can never go down, and never go down
You can never go down, and never go down
So guys take your queue from this little number
And never go down the drain
Like you need to do in water 'cuz you smell like a turd
Or else you'll be funk-ay
Nigger check yourself, respect yourself
This fool's breath formants so bad it'll melt your ice cream
And ready your act of no lady find you attractive
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
Both of 'em smelled like the type that soap avoid
And never go down the drain
And never go down the drain
Sittin' too close and hear my boy like my eye sting
He felt manly and not like a maiden