Keep on doin' the Humpty Dance, and to the ladies
No two people will do it the same
You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me
All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance
I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
So yo world I hope you're ready for me
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
tell him step off, I'm doin' the Hump.
Oh, yeah! Now that I told ya a little bit about myself
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Puerto Ricans, do the Humpty Hump, just keep on doin' the hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
The image and the style that ya used to
All the girls they adore me
Oh, yeah, that's the break, y'all
I'm steppin' tall, y'all, and just like Humpty Dumpty
'Cause in a 69 my humpty nose will tickle ya rear
I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money, see
And now I'm gonna do my dance
Oh yes, ladies, I'm really bein' sincere
Both how I'm livin' and my nose is large
But ya can't get near me
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Crazy wack funky
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion
Now gather round I'm the new fool in town
It's real easy to do check it out
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
Let's get stoopid!
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee
Black people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
All right, stop whatcha doin' 'cause I'm about to ruin
I give 'em more, see, and on the floor B
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
People say ya look like M.C. Hammer on crack, Humpty
I'm spunky,  I like my oatmeal lumpy
I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee
White people, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
Songwriters: George Clinton, Bootsy Collins, Gregory Jacobs, Walter Morrison
Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain
First I limp to the side like my leg was broken
Hey yo fat girl, c'mere are ya ticklish?
Oh, yeah, come on and break it down
I'm a freak  I like the girls with the boom
I like to rhyme, I like my beats funky
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Yeah, I called ya fat look at me, I'm skinny
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits
let me tell ya a little bit about this dance
I get laid by the ladies, ya know I'm in charge
I sang on do whutcha like, and if ya missed it
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Publishers: BRIDGEPORT MUSIC INC, GLG TWO MUSIC, RUBBER BAND MUSIC, UNIVERSAL MUSIC - Z SONGS
And my sound's laid down by the Underground
Ya stare, ya glare, ya constantly try to compare me
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty
My nose is big, uh-uh I'm not ashamed
Also told ya that I like to bite
That's all right 'cause my body's in motion
Do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump
That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'
I use a word that don't mean nothin', like looptid
And all the rappers in the top ten please allow me to bump thee
Do the Humpty Hump, just watch me do the Humpty Hump
Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump,
This is my dance, y'all, Humpty Hump's my name
And I even got my own dance
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump
and when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
Anyone can play this game
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
People say "Yo, Humpty, you're really funny lookin'"
I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world,
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me
Do the Humpty Hump, come on and do the Humpty Hump
Once again, the Underground is in the house
Big like a pickle, I'm still gettin' paid
Do ya know what I'm doin', doin' the Humpty Hump
Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here
I get stoopid, I shoot an arrow like Cupid
So just let me introduce myself
But sometimes I get ridiculous
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
Peace and humptiness forever
Samoans, do the Humpty Hump, do the Humpty Hump