Same song and dance, 'In The Pale Moonlight'
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
She was always known for little pranks and slick stunts
Same kickin' and screamin', same cryin' and sobbin'
Slowly she gets in and I begin to lynch her
Shoot, now show me how you move, baby, do how ya do
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
You little wench, murder wasn't my intention
Yeah baby, do that dance
I've been feelin' you, ooh, ooh girl, you sexy little gal
I heard 'em say, exact opposites attract
And Nickelodeon flashed her little kids once
I'm 'bout to make a new outfit out of you
Of footage of me impalin' myself on an elephant tusk?
The windshield's too strong for you
I'm lookin' at ya, yeah girl, you're kind of tookin' back
She played a little schoolgirl when she first burst upon the scene
And sit up front, I'm not askin', it's a trap
Yo, same song and dance
Come on, toots, give me the Valium alleyoop
Hello Lindsay, you're lookin' a little thin, hun'
Ever since a schoolgirl juvenile delinquent
Big movie star, a party girl, big fun
By the whole rapper thing, aren't ya?
Now would you like to share a pill or two with me?
I think ya' got your OnStar button inside your car stuck"
Damn girl, everywhere I go, same song and dance
You outta gas, do you got the flat?
I just picked your prescription for Seroquel up"
Should I cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
You hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value
I'll slam dunk it in your mouth 'til you puke
I'll trade you a blue one for a pink one
The windshield's too strong for you
What an event it was, I was sittin' in front
Yeah baby, do that dance
Seen her back stage, now here's where I come in, son
In and out of rehab, every four to six months
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass
We'll settle this once and for all, I'ma tell her at dusk
Songwriters: Mark Batson, M Elizondo, Marshall Mathers, Dawaun Parker, Andre Romell Young
She was the girl the media always picked on
Probably thinkin' you'll get slapped so dang hard
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
Same song and dance, somethin' about it, man
I lashed out through my songs but what was really goin' on
It's startin' off on the wrong foot is what I didn't want
Yeah, same song and dance
How 'bout a ride to rehab, get in, cunt
Was that I had developed a crush
With sixty six inches of extension cord
I would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Send her pictures of my collections of skeletons
Climb the gate and ring the bell like, "Hello, my love
And seen that the world was hers
In broad day with no mask for this attack
The first victim I had, she was a big one
Pop star, icon, the whole works
I was hooked in it, the first glimpse of them buns
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
See what I meant was, we should have a little intervention
Same song and dance
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
I just didn't know how to tell it to her
My second victim was even bigger than the first
Girl, I'm just kiddin', let me start over again, hun'
I got your back, why don't you put your laundry baskets in the back
And just as soon you pass out in your alphabet soup
You just got jacked and body snatched and it's a rap
I like the way you move, all over the globe
It irked me and made me mad at first
She twirls and turns and flirts in skirts so bad, it hurts
If I wanted to kill you it would've already been done
Ya won't even be able to stand up straight, aren't ya?
Yeah baby, do that dance
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass
It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing
Come with me to Brighton, let me relieve your tension
Same song and dance
If that's a fact, it'll take task force to get you back
I know, same song and dance
The police constantly buggin' ya non-stop
The windshield's too strong for you
I'll share my Valium with you 'cause I'm feelin' you, Britney
It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do
New outfit? Shit, I'll make a suit out of you
Creep up to her mansion in stilettos and just
Look at you bawl, why you cryin' to me? Same song and dance
I said, yeah baby, sing that song
Couple rape charges, people think you're a monster
Girl, shake that ass, you ain't ever gonna break that glass
Same diggin' and pleadin', same yellin' and bleedin'
Look here she comes, I better pull out the big guns
Tonight, tonight is the night and tell her I must
I walk up on ya, well, "Hello Tonya
You sexy little thing, show me what you got, give it your all
I said, yeah baby, sing that song