Everybody only wants to discuss me
So everybody just follow me
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow me
Nobody listens to techno, now let's go
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Cum on your lips and some on your tits and get ready
Chris Kirkpatrick you can get your ass kicked
Shock when I get shocked at the hospital
20 million other white rappers emerge
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
A tisk it a task it, I'll go tit for tat with
And use it to get myself wealthy
2 trailer park girls go round the outside
With a whole list full of new insults
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips, fuck that
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Feel the tension soon
Some vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker then a
And then I'm gonna enter in and up under your skin like a splinter
Well, if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya
There's a concept that works
You waited this long now stop debating
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
It'd be so empty without me
'Cuz this shit's about to get heavy
They start feeling like prisoners helpless
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney
'Cuz we need a little controversy
I said, this looks like a job for me
Obie Trice, Real Name No Gimmicks
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Guess who's back, back again
I just settled all my lawsuits fuck you Debbie
I've created a monster 'cuz nobody wants to
Now, this looks like a job for me
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
As someone mentions me
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for me?
Round the outside, round the outside
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Anybody who's talking this shit, that shit
Just give me the signal I'll be there
Now, this looks like a job for me
Shady's back, tell a friend
But your husbands heart problem's complicating
So everybody just follow me
2 trailer park girls go round the outside
Publishers: 8 MILE STYLE MUSIC, BUFFALO MUSIC LTD, NUEZ MUSIC, UNFORGETTABLE SONGS LTD
'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells, "Bitch"
But no matter how many fish in the sea
So the FCC wont let me be
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
So everybody just follow me
Guess who's back
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
So let me just revel an bask, in the fact that
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
'Cuz we need a little controversy
'Cuz we need a little controversy
Testing "Attention Please"
But it feels so empty without me
So everybody just follow me
They tried to shut me down on MTV
Now, this looks like a job for me
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Songwriters: Jeffrey Irwin Bass, Kevin Bell, Anne Dudley, Trevor Horn, Marshall Mathers, Malcolm Mclaren
Well, I'm back, fix your bent antennae tune it in
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
I said, this looks like a job for me
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
See Marshall no more they want Shady, I'm chopped liver
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie
I got everyone kissing my ass
'Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
You don't know me, you're too old let go it's over
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating
A little bit of me mixed with some hard liquor
So this must mean, I'm disgusting
So everybody just follow me
So everybody just follow me
But sometimes the shit just seems
The center of attention back for the winter
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
'Cuz we need a little controversy
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
I said, this looks like a job for me
'Cuz we need a little controversy
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
Or let me be me, so let me see
'Cuz we need a little controversy
Kids
'Cuz it feels so empty without me
Round the outside, round the outside
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution