They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Publisher: SONY/ATV TUNES LLC
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
You will indeed concede
What? Why?
Hey, ho
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
That's how it goes
Why exactly?
And I'm horny, I'm horny
Songwriters: Jemaine Clement, Bret Peter T Mckenzie
Other rappers dis me
And the birds are on my back
Yeah, some margarine
My beats are fat
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
And if you roll like me you don't get laid
Why? Why?
Rockin' this metropolis
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Motherflippin'
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Right
I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
My rhymes and records, they don't get played
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
Why? Why? Why? What?
Be more constructive
I'm the motherflippin'
Like me and my grandma drinkin' a cup of tea
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
There ain't no party like my nanna's tea party
Why? ‘Cause I rap about reality
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm trying to correct this
The wild rhino stampede
Like a pornographic dream
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
Because my records and rhymes, they don't get made
I'm the motherflippin'
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
I'm the motherflippin'
The hip hop hippo
Sometimes our rhymes are polite
With your feedback, please
Say my rhymes are sissy
Who's the motherflippin?
My lyrics are bottomless
If you choose to proceed
Here's the Hiphopopotamus
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
That was very delicious goodnight
‘Cause I hit you with my flow
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
I'm the mother flippin' rhymenocerous
Steve
Sometimes they are obscene
And subsequently procreated