And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick
Is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon
Let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face
Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Standing on a bucket tryin' ta fuck it
I pull a 40 out and pour some for your little brother
Then we'd go through the beach and walk through the sand
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
I walked into a bar and there he was
You don't want contestant number 2 he's mad whack
And have dinner with me and my family
I'd pinch her lumpy ass and tell her get the food ready
You sound like a richy bitch, yo fuck you
Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
It's a tough choice so far
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lips
Damn dog
Exactly how would you let me know?
Sharon, what's your question?
Who says women love his sexy smile
And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin' fat you are
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
Sharon, let's have your last question
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
I'll grab your titties, and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let's meet contestant number 1
And you both noticed me at the same time
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
And then to get your attention in a crowded place
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I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you
You know for only 13 she got some big tits
Number 2, if you fell in love with me
He's a psychopathic derranged crack head freak
He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown
First thing, I could never love you
I'd be blowin' fuckin' nuggets off all day
Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar
I'd tell ya that I like the way you make your titties shake
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay
Ok, if we were at a dance club
How you gonna diss yo mama?
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman
I'd throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
Now let's meet contestant number 2
Tell me, how would you each get my attention
Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick
After your mom does the dishes and the silver wear
And what would your pick up lines be?
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it
I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
And see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better
By takin' all these other mothafuckers outta here
As he spit it all out, I'll rub your back
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama
Who works with the dark carnival
I might show up in a Tux, ha, but I doubt it
Sharon, let's hear your question
He says women call him stretch nuts
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Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay
I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all
Whoever's the smoothest wins
After that, your dad would try to jump again
Well it sounds like contestant number 2
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house
And find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw