This happens all the time
He wanted 22 bucks but I talked him down to 17
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
I like having a detachable penis
Detachable penis
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
I was starting to get very depressed
I had to buy it off him
And put it back on
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast
But not this time
...
I was happy again, complete
'Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
Publishers: MISC. MISSAL MUSIC, ROGER MURDOCK PUBLISHING DESIGNEE, WARNER-TAMERLANE PUBLISHING CORP, WB MUSIC CORP.
And I couldn't find it
It's detachable
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
Every time I take a leak
I really don't like being without my penis for too long
So I called up the place where the party was
Then as I walked down Second Avenue toward St. Mark's Place
Get drunk
People sometimes tell me
First I looked around my apartment
But now and then I go to a party
Detachable penis
This comes in handy a lot of the time
I was starting to get desperate
After a few hours of searching the house
They hadn't seen it either
And I really hate to having to sit down
So I told them if it pops up to let me know
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
Detachable penis
And my penis was missing again
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I took it home, washed it off
And calling everyone I could think of
I should get it permanently attached but I don't know
And the next the morning, I can't for the life of me
But they were no help either
I called a few people who were at the party
It makes me feel like less of a man
Songwriters: John S. Hall, Roger Murdock, Dave Rick, Chris Xefos
Some guy was selling it
Remember what I did with it
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven