That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy
Obesity, obesity, they say we're in the middle of an obesity epidemic
What's going to happen to our porno industry?
Sometimes you've gotta suffer a little in your youth to motivate you
Wage is lower now than it was thirty-five years ago
Asked him for money, he looks right at the homeless guy
And if that disappears, where does that leave me
"OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
These women don't just grown on trees
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
His underwear outside his pants
People love to judge homeless guys like
On a Friday with my new high speed connection?
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Masterminds that are been killed in the Middle East
Like that is the greatest disease ever, how do you get that?
Sing sing sing, sing your song
But technically, I'm sure, it's on the books
Sing for me, come on now, sing
To describe what these guys do, don't you think?
He's gonna waste the money
Sing for me, sing sing sing
For a throw rug and a CD rack? He's homeless
People running through fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
You know what's not natural?
You know what the number one health risk in America is?
There are homeless people everywhere, this homeless guy
Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter, look at our lifestyles
And I thought, he's just gonna use it on drugs or alcohol
I'm predicting some problems during the interview process
Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time
'Underwear Goes Inside The Pants' policy
It's a natural plant that grows in the dirt
Biggie fries with that, want a jumbo-fry, wanna go large, want a
Sing sing sing, sing your song
That's not natural but we got pills for that
"Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don't I just"
For smoking something that grows in the dirt?
To succeed later in life, you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school
Like it's always that easy, this homeless guy was wearing
"How'd you get through it grandpa?" "Oh, it was horrible, Johnny
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song
And making an eight foot walk to the totally empty counter
Terrorists masterminds, mastermind is sort of a lofty way
I walked behind this guy the other day, a homeless guy
I'm guessing his resume ain't all up to date
Why is Marijuana not legal?
Like, "Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?"
We're dedicating all our medical resources
Motherfucker? There's room in the bag, take it
The schools now, it's all about self esteem in the schools
You know we have more prescription drugs now
Without thinking I have five serious diseases
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
Sing for me, sing sing sing
Want a fifty-five gallon drum of coke with that?
You give him the money and he's just gonna waste it
It takes lots of drunk daddys, missing a lot of dance recitals
They're not masterminds
Build the kids' self esteem, make them feel good about themselves
An epidemic like it's polio, like we'll be telling
Every commercial on TV is a prescription drug ad
I'm pretty sure even McDonald's has an
And then I thought, that's what I'm gonna use it on
Oh my God, I have this, write this down, whatever it is, I have this
Why am I judging this poor bastard?
We're in one of the richest countries in the world and the minimum
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song
Songwriters: Jonathan Douglas, Greg Geraldo, Lasse Illington, Soren Rasted
With your underwear wedged up your ass before you start thinking
I can't watch TV for four minutes
It's only three more cents"
I'll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up
If everybody grows up with high self esteem
People always say that to homeless guys, get a job
There was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere"
Americans, let's face it, we've been a spoiled country for a long time
Sing for me, come on now, sing
"I'm gonna take over the world of computers, you'll see I'll show them"
Sing for me, sing sing sing
Then you get on that bus and you blow yourself up"
Why is Marijuana not legal?
You think there'd be a Microsoft? Of course not
Before you decide to blow a goat on the Internet for fifty bucks
Half the time you don't even know what the commercial is
Not that they enforce it very strictly
Biggie fry, wanna have thirty burgers for a nickel, you fat
You've got to spend a lot of time stuffed in your own locker
Baby, sing sing sing, sing your song
We're putting people in jail
Sing for me, come on now, sing
He goes, "Why don't you go out and get a job, you bum?"
Everything's mega-mealed, super-sized, "Want
Our grand kids about it one day, 'The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004'
I'll sit at a drive-through, I'll sit there for
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do with it?
Asked me for money the other day, I was about to give it to him
You keep hearing about these, these terrorists
"Who's the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?"
To keeping the old guys erect