I've got, I've got herpes, err no it's syphilis
Go away now, let me go
Can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Man at the bar cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird and she looks ok
And no you can't have my number
"I recognise this guy"
"Here, use mine"
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
And you're like, "No, not in a million years, you're nasty
Nah, it's not gonna happen
Because I've lost my phone
And no you can't have my number
She looks in her bag, takes out a fag
Because I've lost my phone
As he walks over her face starts sinking
Alright, so this is a song about anyone
Please leave me alone"
"Sorry love, but you ain't a pretty picture"
"Err no, but I was thinking of buying one for your friend"
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
Publisher: UNIVERSAL MUSIC PUBL. LTD.
She's thinking, they're all the same
"See the thing is I really don't have the time"
Can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
She's like, "Oh here we go"
"Yeah you alright baby? You look alright, still, yeah what's your name?"
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
"Why?" Because I've lost my phone
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
Not in a a million years
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face
You can't knock 'em out, you can't walk away
Are you stupid? Or just a little slow?
That's what you're thinking
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
It's a routine check, that she already knows
"Alright darlin', you gonna buy us a drink then?"
Can't find a light
It could be anyone, you're just doing your own thing
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
She caught him looking and walks his way
And someone comes out the blue
Oh yeah, actually umm, I'm pregnant, umm yeah
And no you can't have my number
Songwriters: Lily Allen, Iyiola Babatund Babalola, Earl King, Darren Emilio Lewis
Go away now, I've made myself clear
Cut to the pub on a lads' night out
Uhh nah I, I've gotta go, cos my house is on fire
Because I've lost my phone
Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
She's got no taste, hand on his waste
I'm having a baby in like 6 months and uhh, yeah, yeah
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face, just leave me alone
They're like, "Alright, what you saying? Yeah can I take your digits?"