If the Mona Lisa's name was Teresa
Me, I'll have a Cowa-loo and milk
Don't be cruel 'cause you'll be on your own
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar
The way you lick your lips and stare
You deserve a visit from Mr. Goodbar
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I ain't disrespectin' though
Or I'll deliver it when your daddy ain't home
Ya hairstyle and ya whole point of view
Later on maybe I'll tell you my real name
He never gives you compliments
Oh he loves you
You know what I'm sayin'?
Oh he's my man, word him too
I'm just sayin' it happen to me
Uh, I'm in the mood for a tuna milk
Does he hold you and caress you and give you affection?
So you know next time uh your man is out
I'm comin' back for more
You tell me that's a habit hmm yeah
What's your name?
That I'm lookin' for, callin' on the floor, woof
You know what I'm sayin' baby? I'm Mr. Goodbar, yeah
The cards on the table and the deal is dealt
I'll get a piece-a of the Mona Lisa
Here's my number, call me in my car
And I can't make you, I sure wouldn't rape you
Big juicy legs and a nice pair of kegs
Uh, mm, ha ha
Break ya like plaster-plan and
May I say may I say that outfit you got on
But I'm with you, yeah Mr. Goodbar baby, uh
You haven't met a guy like me in a while
Oh you're his girl
Grown and healthy that's how I like 'em
Yo he never says that to you
Yeah, so you be callin' on the request line
Funny coated legs, with not one scar
So how long you been talkin' to him?
But for now sip your drink and be merry
'Cause at a time like this you're the one
Shake I ant got nobody by Jake
It can happen to him
'Cause my [Incomprehensible] my microphone
How you doin'?
Slim, juicy lips so honey coated hmm
Ha ha ha ha oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
The stylish wardrobe is up the par
Don and I'll slip it in your mouth like a Bon-Bon
I like ya friendly bag your alligator shoes
Check [Incomprehensible], nah, nah he's cool
Come and get this ice-cream cone
And sweat the man with the master disaster
But my girl oh I don't know
Yeah I like Bobby Brown, tell him he's cool but
Hello my name is Mr. Goodbar, I'm came to offer champagne
Nah y'all nah y'all uh-uh
I didn't think so
Songwriters: James Todd Smith, Marlon Williams
Hmm, Mr. Goodbar style
You got a man? That's somethin' we will talk about
Word, nah he's cool with me, he's cool with me
'Cause champagne always stains my silk
Honey open up a bottle of brandy
Then smoke a cigar
Hate to leave the job half-done
And be a nice girl and sing me a cherry
Better yet have a piece of Cool J Candy
Yo he be givin' you flowers baby
Smooth as Whitester extra dry Moetzer
Your man might be with her uh
He's smart enough to have ya but dumb enough to let ya out
I jump out a cake, dance, play
Feelin' kinda mellow and I sure would
And tellin' you how much he cares for you