And I'll go your way
I caught a glance from the local whore
I say my day is spent and my spirit's dead
Oh, they're taking me to know where safe
With all these things
A stranger in a foreign land
And I still got nothing to do today
Oh, I'm wishing my legs away
You sit yourself in the passenger side
That she threw my way
And I'm wishing my legs away
I go down to the local store
'Cause I don't got much to do today"
I carry on down the street
Oh, they're taking me to know where safe
And I nod my head
And now here I stand
An empty barn and a weather vein
He says, "Come on now take a ride
A picket fence that's seen its day
I'm looking for a place to eat
And I'm wishing my legs away
I'm hoping for whores
Says, "Son are you out of luck?"
'Cause they're taking me to no where safe
I don't got much to do today
Oh, I'm wishing my legs away
I got lost about an hour ago
'Cause they're taking me to no where safe
Publishers: LAST GANG PUBLISHING INC, OLE MEDIA MANAGEMENT LP II
Oh, I sit to stay 'cause
I sailed past that fork in the road
But my belly's so full
An old man in a pickup truck
Songwriters: Molly Guldemond, Ryan Guldemond