Hello man in red
I was walking down the street, downtown by the D.M.V.
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer
Did she die from old age or was it for my sins?
My cat died and I quickly poured myself some gin
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
But hey now
Get you through the night
You don't feel better
You were in it boy, you sure gave me a super fright
Maybe this Jack the Ripper lied
Stick around one minute more, I'm smarter than you think
But hey now
Do you have a little time, would you like to ease my mind?
Hello man in white
Get you into bed
But you've heard it all before
And you died
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer"
Publisher: PROUD DROPOUT MUSIC
But hey now you don't feel better
Maybe this man of letters lied
I didn't always hit the gin, there were times when I fit in
You popped out behind a door, it was odd you were on all fours
He's gonna make you all well
Be a lighter person, brighter person, nicer
You don't feel better
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
Maybe this smooth jet-setter lied
As you drift off in the tide
Do I sound like an old bore, oh man it's just the drink
As you take your fresh bromide
But you've heard it all before
He's gonna make you all well
He's gonna make you all well
Run away and never stop, chop your head off
So ding dong, there's the doorbell
It said, "Hey you'd better stop, chop your head off
God I loved her oh so much, miss her little kitty touch
Songwriter: Nellie Marie Mckay
As you wake and slowly rise
They'll never know how much I tried, did I tell you my cat died?
Hello man in black
But you've heard it all before
Do you have a little time, would you like to feel sublime?
Do you have some time to spare, you were barking at a bear
Talk for hours and never stop, chop your head off
Does she miss me, does she care? Oh I miss her kitty stare
Let me tell you 'bout a dream, I had the other night
There's no goin' back