If some day they drop the big one
With that cold cream on
Since times moved on
But think God those days are over, Hallelujah!
I used to roll her in the the clover
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I'd say sweet Jesus, she's gonna finally leave me alone
God, You oughtta see what's happened to her hiney
She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong?
Man, I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
I thought she was such a lady
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
'Cause the radio won't play it
All day long, she knows on and on
But these days it's just too risky
And comes to bed at night
Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on
If a tree fell in the forest
But my how things have changed
Sometimes I might feel frisky
A country song
She ain't ever gonna quit it
And now all she'll do is holler
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I guess I should admit it
Small plane? I'm tellin' you
I give her my last dollar
Her what? Her hiney
Oh, my life has become
By the way she always disses me
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
I've learned she can resist me
All day long, it goes on and on
It's hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long
She used to call me baby
It's alright if we say it