I'm not lying, y'all, he's the best I know, and if I lie, my nose will grow
He's the greatest of the great, get it straight he's great
We're Run-DMC got a beef to settle
Jay's a winner, not a beginner
You'll see Jay again my friend, huh
And Alice chillin' somewhere in Wonderland
There it is
Lotta guts, when he cuts, girls move their butts
Publishers: RABASSE MUSIC LIMITED, RUSHGROOVE MUSIC
His name is Jay to see him play will make you say
'Cause he's the adult entertainer, child educator
Now Dr. Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing
Like the little wooden boy named Pinocchio
Not bad meaning bad, but bad meaning good
Songwriters: Darryl Mcdaniels, Joseph Simmons
The turntables might wobble but they don't fall down
Perfect timin' when I'm climbin', I'm rhymin' apparatus
He's the big bad wolf and you're the three pigs
But Jam Master cut faster, Jack's on Jay's dick
D's not Hansel, D's not Gretel
Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
Jump on Jay like cows jump moons
He's the maker, a breaker, and a title taker
He's not Flash, but he's fast and his name is Jay
Jam Master Jay, king of the crossfader
Claim fame 'cause his name is known in every state
But, Jam Master's gettin' loose and DMC's the king
Humpty Dumpty fell down, that's his hard time
He's the better of the best, best believe he's the baddest
Goddamn, that DJ made my day
People chase Jay like dish and spoon
And on the mix, real quick, and I'd like to say
Jack B. Nimble was nimble, and he was quick
He's the big bad wolf in your neighborhood
Everything that he touched turned to gold
His name is Jay, hear the play, he must be nuts
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
It, it goes a one, two, three and
If cuts were kids, he would be due
Now little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip Van Winkle fell the hell asleep
Now Peter Piper picked peppers, but Run rocked rhymes
Jack's serving Jill bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jay's making out our sound
Jay's like King Midas, as I was told
And like all fairy tales end
His pocket gets fat, others get thinner
And you all know how the story goes
Like the butcher, the baker, the candlestick maker