My how the years have flown
But my pride says, "Oh, yes you can"
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
"But if you wanna fight tonight
She said, "I've seen you in here before"
I ain't as good as I once was
When I could really hold my own"
But there was a time back in my prime
But I'm as good once as I ever was
When I'm feelin' bulletproof
"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand?"
Guess those boys don't look all that tough
Meet my twin sister Betty Lou"
"And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
I said, "Girls, I ain't as good as I once was
That's just the cold hard truth
And if you're up for a rodeo
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
I got a few years on me now
But I'm as good once as I ever was"
Then I might have just enough
With a couple of redneck boys
I've known him since we were kids at school
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She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
I'll put a big Texas smile on your face"
So don't you double dog dare me now
I heard David yell across the room
But there was a time, back in my prime
You're the only cowboy in this place
When I could really lay it down"
But I'm as good once as I ever was
One great big fat biker man
Last night he had a few shots
And if you need some love tonight
I ain't as good as I once was
I said, "I've been here a time or two"
Back when I was a younger man
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I ain't as good as I once was
I said, "Dave, I ain't as good as I once was
I used to be hell on wheels
May not be good as I once was
Now my body says, "You can't do this boy"
I ain't as good as I once was
Got in a tight spot, hustlin' a game of pool
But I'm as good once as I ever was