Meet my twin sister Betty Lou"
May not be good as I once was
I've known him since we were kids at school
I heard David yell across the room
But I'm as good once as I ever was
But I'm as good once as I ever was
'Cause I'd have to call your bluff
With a couple of redneck boys
So don't you double dog dare me now
I said, "Girls, I ain't as good as I once was
"But if you wanna fight tonight
Then I might have just enough
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She said, "I've seen you in here before"
And if you need some love tonight
Now my body says, "You can't do this boy"
I still hang out with my best friend Dave
But there was a time back in my prime
My how the years have flown
When I could really lay it down"
I still throw a few back, talk a little smack
I ain't as good as I once was
I ain't as good as I once was
"And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight
But there was a time, back in my prime
"Hey buddy, how 'bout a helping hand?"
One great big fat biker man
I used to be hell on wheels
Back when I was a younger man
You're the only cowboy in this place
I said, "Dave, I ain't as good as I once was
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I said, "I've been here a time or two"
But I'm as good once as I ever was
Last night he had a few shots
And if you're up for a rodeo
When I'm feelin' bulletproof
But I'm as good once as I ever was"
She said, "Hello, my name is Bobby Jo
Got in a tight spot, hustlin' a game of pool
Guess those boys don't look all that tough
I'll put a big Texas smile on your face"
I ain't as good as I once was
When I could really hold my own"
That's just the cold hard truth
I got a few years on me now
I ain't as good as I once was
But my pride says, "Oh, yes you can"