This brother told me a secret on how to get more chicks
Break it down
The girls are all around but none of them wanna get with me
I got Spuds McKenzie, Alex from Stroh's
I asked the guy, why you so fly? He said, “Funky Cold Medina”
The girls all jockin' at the other end of the bar
But now all the poodles run to my house for the Funky Cold Medina
This is the 80's and I'm down with the ladies
So, I got up and strolled over to the other side of the cantina
Alright, dig it
Funky Cold Medina
And did the wild thing on my leg
So, I gave some to my dog when he began to beg
You know what I'm sayin'?
But like Mike Jagger said, 'I Can't Get No Satisfaction'
I took my date to the Hilton for Medina and some dinner
She said, I'd like a drink, I said, “Ehm, ok, I'll go get it”
You must be sure that the girl is pure for the Funky Cold Medina
That Medina's a monster, y'all
Back in the saddle, lookin' for a little affection
I took a shot as a contestant on 'The Love Connection'
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down' my door
It's better than any alcohol or aphrodisiac
You know, ain't no plans with a man
But when she got undressed, it was a big old mess, Sheena was a man
So, I took her to my crib and everything went well as planned
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She had a few drinks, I'm thinkin' soon what I'll be gettin'
Then he licked his bowl and he looked at me
I thought she'd be good to go with a little Funky Cold Medina
Instead she started talkin' 'bout plans for our weddin'
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal
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That's why I found you don't play around with the Funky Cold Medina
A couple of sips of this love potion and she'll be on your lap
So, I threw him out, I don't fool around with no Oscar Meyer wiener
When they know that I'm the star
Funky Cold Medina
He used to scratch and bite me before he was much, much meaner
Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action
Ya know what I'm sayin'
And I knew that she was with it
Put a little Medina in your glass and the girls'll come real quick
I went up to this girl, she said, “Hi, my name is Sheena”
The audience voted and you know they picked a winner
I said, wait, slow down, love, not so fast, says, I'll be seein' ya
Then a couple sips, she cold licked her lips
My threads are fresh and I'm lookin' def, yo, what's up with L O C?
Havin' drinks with some no-name chump