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Nick Swardson

Comedian/actor/writer Nick Swardson began playing St. Paul, MN's comedy club circuit when he was only 18. His mix of trashy and silly caught on quick, and with only two years under his belt, he was off to New York City, landing gigs at the Comic Strip and Caroline's. Numerous late-night television talk show appearances led to his own half-hour standup special on Comedy Central in 2000. He soon moved to Los Angeles to focus on acting and writing. The year 2003 was a breakthrough year, with Swardson co-writing the film Malibu's Most Wanted with Jamie Kennedy and taking on the reoccurring role of roller-skating male prostitute Terry on Reno 911. A year later he appeared as the "Gay Robot" on Adam Sandler's album Shhh...Don't Tell. Swardson was asked to join Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and began writing for the films Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers, both released in 2006. In 2007 he starred in Blades of Glory and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry along with also releasing his debut comedy album, Party. Seriously, Who F*rted? followed in 2009. ~ David Jeffries, Rovi
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To aoaonaruto01 2 :
it's and not an.
do it :D i know you want to
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.. However if you don't read this you will die in 2 days.. Now that you started reading this don't stop. This is so scary. Put this on 5 songs in the next 143 Minutes. When you done press F6 and your lovers name will pop up up in big letters trust me it works.
Love nick swardson an his acting an stand up
Love this guy
F*rt
SOOO FACKING FUNNY
Seriously, who f*rted?
opie20013
Gay robot
Everyone loves pot brownies, but i bring crystal meth cupcakes and suddenly im the weirdo ����
kyleighluhma n
This guy is f**king hilar!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL SO MUCH LOLING LOL!
Leave a Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kisses on the nearest Friday by the love of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now youve started raeding so don't stop. This is scary. Put this in at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is scary beacause it workscomment ...
WHY!!! I just want to say f a r t
F*rt
you cant say f*rt on here
he is awesome and does he know rob dyrdek?!
F**k
katcullen131 3 0
He's funny as hell, but I s2g he looks like he could be Nick Cage's brother... I find that creepy.
RIP Oscar Taveras
Best, Nuff said
I know how I want to die now ;)
That comment about how u will die in 2 days is crap it's been 3 days since I read the last one I saw
jam9hou
Don't read this because it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life.
Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now you've started
reading so don't stop. This is so scary put this on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When done press f6 and your
lover's name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it actually works
Nick is so cool I like Dane cook also
nikki sixx drank heroin from a fire hose
F'u'ck'ya! 651
amschaffer10
omg
Why is f**k censored but not dick?
Fück it is a loophole. Eat dick pandora!
What the f**k!!!!!M!
F*rt
F**k
Sonicisone24 3 5 no one gives a fück
sonicisone24 3 5 chill the fûck out man
The preview joke was stolen from fluffy or Kevin Hart I forgot which one
sonicisone24 3 5
Fuking fukers. They fuking censored furt because they are feggits and buthole fukers
rsrchawk
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F*rt
F*rt
F*rt
Why it f*rt secored
F*rt
Faaaaaaaaaaa a a a r t
garnermikel
Who f**king f*rted
F*rted
F*RT
WHO F**KING F*RTED!!!!!!
jsmith960041
XD I f**king love this guy
andrewmcalli s t e r 9 5
why is f*rt censored
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