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Nick Swardson

Comedian/actor/writer Nick Swardson began playing St. Paul, MN's comedy club circuit when he was only 18. His mix of trashy and silly caught on quick, and with only two years under his belt, he was off to New York City, landing gigs at the Comic Strip and Caroline's. Numerous late-night television talk show appearances led to his own half-hour standup special on Comedy Central in 2000. He soon moved to Los Angeles to focus on acting and writing. The year 2003 was a breakthrough year, with Swardson co-writing the film Malibu's Most Wanted with Jamie Kennedy and taking on the reoccurring role of roller-skating male prostitute Terry on Reno 911. A year later he appeared as the "Gay Robot" on Adam Sandler's album Shhh...Don't Tell. Swardson was asked to join Sandler's Happy Madison Productions and began writing for the films Grandma's Boy and The Benchwarmers, both released in 2006. In 2007 he starred in Blades of Glory and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry along with also releasing his debut comedy album, Party. Seriously, Who F*rted? followed in 2009. ~ David Jeffries
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A golden shower on the cover of the wheaties box
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It would b like the McDonald's arches
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I thought u were shooting gay porn ��
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It's Has Explicit Warning....: P She Has a box of poop with my name on it
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Donuts make me go nuts
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:)
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F*rt
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Seriously who f*rted?
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<======3
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Oh so slut is less offensive than f*rt? Good to know.
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Oh my gosh. As if a word referring to flatulence is seriously harming the current generation of children, teens, etc? Wow. F**k, s**t, damn, b**ch, slut, c**t, motherf**ker , c**k, tits, and a**.
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Is f*rted literally edited?
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Aziz Ansari can't compare to the hilarity of Nick Swardson...a l t h o u g h reading the comments of his fans...maybe he can.
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Nicklaus you should fight crime!
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Nick: Grandma how old are you? Grandma: 98 Nick:You like 90 if you said you where 90 I would believe you
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Live never laughed so hard in my life
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Says the guy who looks like a f**king loser
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Yes
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I like applesauce
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smilymoe
Well now I know that I can shoot hard core gay porn in my apartment
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Nick is the best. So frigging funny. He nails it every time.
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Lel
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Why is "F A R T E D" Blocked?
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Who F*rted?
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Who f*rted?
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F*rt
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mikestermike s t e r
This freaked me out. This isn't fake. I didn't know this was 2004. when did we take the time machine back
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Lmao.....
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Here kitty eat the diarrhea! EAT THE DIARRHEA! The joke has to be real!
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This freaked me out. This isn't fake. Apparently if you post s**t like this you are an ignorant person.
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F**k you artboxer10
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thats not a nice thing to do to your cat a s s hole! hahahaha! so fuuckin funny!!
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caralfrank
Your awesome at Just Go With It
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There is a freshman cheerleader at my high school that looks just like you. Just thought you should know that I found your doppelganger .
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underraps09
Whatever
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You f*cking nazi that is hilarious
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Love the skit with your neighbor that thought you where making gay porn that's some funny s**t . love you nick
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this dane cook and aziz are the best
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Gay
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Nicky Sixx drank heroin from a fire hose lost it lol
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Hey can you read my watch
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WHO F*RTED
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fse
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this guy is F**KING GAY
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owenwalker.v o
Lol
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Party!
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aseidenfrau
this guy is awesome. so funny!
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WHO F**KIN F*RTED
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Nick and Dane are the best comedian
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Party
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Seriously who f*rted gets a star thingie?
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