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OMG it's.... Poop! It's poop! What?! I thought it was train set!
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Your grandmother was a ho. True day. ROFL!
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My GMA doesn't drive slow she could replace Paul walker on fast and the furious
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Your grandmother was a real hoe true that! This guy is just hilarious!
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this guy is f@#&ing awesome
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jullina.wilk i n s
OMG. I've heard this so many times and it's STILL HILARIOUS! My heart hurts when I breathe...
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OMG its poop its poop! What?! I thought it was a train set. Ahahaha! Nicholas! You should fight crime!
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Damn I can't wait to get old because I'm going to be exactly how nick is saying that we're going to be getting both of us high and drunk as f**k but then again we'll be able to do whatever it is that we want to do
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Not true. Some old people drive not slow. My boyfriend almost got run over by a hunched over old lady who cut him off when he was halfway through a crosswalk. #YOLO
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Oh my god Nicholas you're so strong you should be fighting crime you're like a super hero look how strong you are lifting the heaviest gallon of milk I've ever seen you're like a super hero you should be fighting crime you're like one of the strongest people that I have ever seen
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I love his old music record impression. Gets me every time.
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dartedamron
1.kiss your left hand
2. Sat your crushes name
3.close your hand
4.say a school day
5.say your name
6.open your hand and look at it
7.post this on 15 songs and your crush will say they like you and ask you out the day you said
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Your grandmother was a ho. True dat.
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lmao!
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This was so funny
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I love this too much.
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Not a huge fan of this guy but this s**t was hilarious
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kit.kat_7
My Favriote one ever so funny!
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follow me ill follow back
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wolf p**sy
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you should fight crime
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First of all I wake up, Hungover.
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Funny motherf%&$@$ ! !
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superlexi200
NICHOLS!.... . l o l
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Lol hes so awesome <33
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I heard the sample and that was cracking me up!!! :)))
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15oconnorc
Boobies
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I agree BetterThanU
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marlasmartwi n d o w s
jalmanza95 your COMMENTS are annoying-why not just thumbs down on it and move along, people that LIKE him have comments to make here, I don't understand the people who feel the need to post EVERY negative comment here for all to read. We JUST.DON'T.C A R E ! WEEEE like Nick Swardson so get over yourself JAYSUS!
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best thing every
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mathieufinch
that sucks
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CAPS LOCK IS FUN

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sav888
IT SHALL BE FUNNY WHEN NICK SWARDSONS SAYINGS ARE KEPT IN A COPTIC CRYPT AND REGARDED AS EARTHS LESSONS TO LEARN BY INHERITANCE TO CREATE A NEW, BETTER AND MORE GAY/ ALLSEXTARIAN SOCIETY SHALL TEACH US ALL HOW TO BE FAIR AND NON RIDICULES.
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ccisthegreat e s t
lmfaoooo
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jalmanza95
this guy's voice is annoying
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uuggghhhh his humor is to good. man. ;P

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