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Patton Oswalt

Comedian Patton Oswalt translated his acerbic, defiantly absurdist sensibility into surprising mainstream success, enjoying a thriving television and film career without dulling his edge. Born January 27, 1969, in Portsmouth, Virginia, Oswalt initially pursued a career as a writer, and also worked as a paralegal before performing his first open-mike gig at the Washington, D.C., club Garvin's in the summer of 1988. He began his professional standup career the following year and in 1992 relocated to San Francisco, continuing to hone his craft in nightclubs. After collaborating with fellow comedian Blaine Capatch on Food for Thought, a series of short films for the cable network Comedy Central, Oswalt settled in Los Angeles in 1995, working as a writer on Fox's fledgling sketch program Mad TV and appearing on HBO Comedy Showcase. In 1996, he made his feature film debut with a brief role in the comedy flop Down Periscope. Cast as nerdy Spence Olchin in the long-running CBS sitcom The King of Queens in 1998, Oswalt worked alongside veteran standups Kevin James and the great Jerry Stiller, solidifying his rising profile via roles in the features Magnolia, Man on the Moon, and Zoolander. In 2003, he even expanded into the world of comic books, writing the DC one-shot JLA: Welcome to the Working Week.

Oswalt's debut standup LP, Feelin' Kinda Patton, appeared on Michael Penn and Aimee Mann's United Musicians imprint in 2004. The indie rock fanzine Chunklet also released an unedited and unexpurgated two-disc version of the same performance as 222. In the fall of 2004 Oswalt teamed with Zach Galifianakis, Brian Posehn, and Maria Bamford as the Comedians of Comedy, a collective that eschewed traditional standup clubs in favor of indie rock venues. A feature film documenting their tour followed in 2005, as did a six-episode Comedy Central series. In 2007, Oswalt appeared in a number of voice acting roles, including Jim in an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants and Rémy, the star of the Pixar film Ratatouille. In 2007 he released Werewolves and Lollipops, with My Weakness Is Strong following in 2009. Finest Hour arrived in 2011, with Patton discovering "The Miracle of Sweatpants." Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time followed in 2014 and focused on the highs and low of parenting with tracks like "I Am a Great Dad" and "I Am an Awful Dad," respectively. ~ Jason Ankeny, Rovi
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smilymoe
Your inside of me now
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1 say ur crushes name 10 times
2 go to where u can change password in ur phone
3 change password while closing ur eyes and saying ur crushes name
4 immediately close ur phone while saying a day u want to go out with him/her.
5 try to open ur phone.
6 realize u can't because u don't remember the password u put in.
7 get really depressed and try to jailbreak ur phone
8 realize u can't and throw away ur phone because you've been trolled

( ur crush will spill hot coffee on ur lap on the day u chose
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"I want all the haam..."
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Bring forth my Doom spawn from your stink crevasse A PROVE THE GYPSY WRONG!!!
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Funniest way of telling someone your having a child...I think
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djht8
What invoked the wrath of the wizard?!
$5.00
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Sometimes the best parts of his jokes are the reaction of the audience!
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Is this seriout
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Got a minute ? There's a church that was built and they need monetary donations to help cover expenses , the church is Saint Patrick church - 1046 E. 34 th street Los Angeles California 90011 - (323) 232- 8756 ( 323) 234- 5963 - Pastor Rev. Timothy Dyer - Jesus is God :)
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disco trucker cheater pine tree
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Airplane: I'm winking and blowing you air kisses at this point. :-)
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Don't read this because it's so scary it actually works. You will be kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However if you don't post this you will die in 2 days. Now that you've started reading don't stop. This is so scary pit on at least 5 songs in 143 minutes. When your done press f6 and your lovers name will come on the screen in big letters. This is so scary because it works.
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I love this man he is so amazing!! I would love to see him live!
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darrintucker 9 9
Patton Oswalt. One if the greatest comics ever to take the stage. Would love to see him live and I envy those who have. From his home state and doubt he will ever comeback to this shithole.
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Happy birthday!
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Even though he's an atheist, he's hilarious
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You know what you do when you dislike someone on Pandora? You hit thumbs down. Crazy huh?
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"Jerken off to internet porn in my office when I should be teaching my daughter to read" haha
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I would swim towards pie
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AND THEN I REALIZED IM SWIMMING TOWARDS PIE!
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"Im gonna fill your hood ha with goof juice" one of the funniest lines ever.
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sky caaaaaake
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Brown Crime :P
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MEGALEG ROSE FROM THE SEA AND LAID WASTE TO THE CITIES OF MAN!!!!!
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Patton Oswald! I don't even listen to music anymore. Only stand up, and I blame you and your hilarity! You are my favorite comedian. Thank you for telling jokes!
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This s**t is hilarious.
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Oh my goodness, did he actually make Rape Stove: The Stove That Rapes People???
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whatup.riggs
Sucks
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IF YOU GET TO BE 120 YOU ARE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! MARRY A PELICAN!!!!! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Patton Oswalt
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This man is amazingly funny, witty, and hell, he's a genius. Only wish I could see him live
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erik_clark
His Star Wars joke was amazing!!
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F@cking hate that guy.
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Top 3 comics today 1.Patton Oswalt 2. Louis CK 3. Hannibal Buress
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Hi
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Sprinkle some frys on those cupcakes!!!
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Oh Sky Cake... Why are you so delicious? ��
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Oh sky cake... why are you soo delicious
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ORUDIS BLAMPFORT
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And he said this will never be recorded hehehe
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Say iPhone 5 times
Say the color
Post this to 5 songs
Look under your pillow
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This guy likes Disneyland and not NYC XD oh well he's still funny and cool.
And there is nothing wrong with being atheist, I am myself and nobody should be forced into religion. I went to the city one day and there was a poster outside of a church and it said "some open minds should be closed for repairs". :P
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loganiscool8 1 9 9
Because all these athiests keep comming onto my profiles and saying f**k you and your a peice of s**t
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Please stay off my profile ������������
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Why
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loganiscool8 1 9 9
Stay off my profile dicks
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loganiscool8 1 9 9
Stop f**king posting s**t on my page I'm f**king sick of this bullshit
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Patton beat me up in high school.
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