Bio

Hometown:	LITTLE S.E OF NOME
School:	RAP BROWN MEMORIAL JR. HIGH
Employer:	CRYOGENICS ARE US

MY DEWAR'S SCOTCH PROFILE:

WARPIG/JOBLESS STIFF

STATUS: SINGLE- DIVORCED / WIDOWED

FAVE COLOR: BLUE ALL SHADES

LAST BOOK READ: HUNTING THE DEVIL RUSSIAN SERIAL KILLER

HOBBIES: COLLECTOR OF ODDS AND ENDS THAT SUIT MY NEEDS &
GUITAR PLAYING
FAVE FOODS: ANY CRUST PIZZA, MEXICAN FOOD, CHEESBURGERS, FRIED FISH/CHICKEN

LEAST FAVES: BRUSSEL SPROUTS, LIVER OF ANYKIND, SCRAPEL,HEADCHEESE, BRUANSCHWEIGER, BODY ORGANS

FAVE DRINK: WHISKEY & LEMON/LIME..VODKA/CRANBERRY..B E E R !
STUFF I'M FORCED TO DRINK WHEN SOBRIETY IS MANDATORY
orange juice, icd tea, coffee and lotsa o water.

FAVE MAGAZINES: GUITAR WORLD, SI, ESPN, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY.

ONLY TWO CANDY BARS THAT ARE CRAP: MOUNDS & ALMOND JOY

FAVE CANDY: SNICKERS, PAYDAY, CHOCOLATE SAMPLERS THAT TELL ME ON A CANDY MAP WHERE THE CRAPPY ONES ARE..YOU KNOW THE ONES RASBERRY/ORANGE CREAME

RELIGION: NO THANKS

FAVE MOVIES: UP IN SMOKE, AIRPLANE, BLAZING SADDLES, MONTY PYTHON ALL, WIZARD OF OZ, FIELD OF DREAMS.

RUM SOAKED CIGARS ARE FINE THING.

DISTRUST OF: GOVERMENT, COPS, GANGS, MIDDLE EASTERN PEOPLE, MOST ASIANS THAT WEREN'T BORN HERE

FAVE COLLEGE: ARIZONA STATE
LEAST FAVE: USC/UCLA- UNIVERSITY OF COMPLETLY LOST A**HOLES

FAVE CARTOONS: BUGS, DAFFY AND THE LOONEY TOON GANG,WOODY WOODPECKER, HUCKLEBERRY HOUND, YOGI BEAR, GO-GO GOPHERS, FLINTSTONES, BULLWINKLE, CHILLY WILLY, PINKY & THE BRAIN


LEAST FAVE: SMURFS, MUPPET BABIES OR ANYTHING LIKE THE CARE FUC.KING BEARS.

FAVE NFL TEAM: MINNESOTA VIKINGS
LEAST: DALLAS COWBOYS

FAVE NBA TEAM: PHOENIX SUNS
LEAST: LA LAKERS

HOCKEY: DON'T PAY ATTENTION..I live in the desert.

MLB FAVE: AZ DIAMOND BACKS
LEAST FAVE: NY YANKEES.