Bio

Hometown:	The Town of Texas
School:	A Christian Academy. Nearly got kicked out a couple times.
Employer:	An apple factory.

I broke the record for the volume of six-packs downed in a single sitting at Denny's. Mind you, I was hanging out there for just short'a six hours waiting for a girl to get off work, but still, I goddamned had a lot of six-packs in that time and no one's beat that f**king yet, have they? I bet you couldn't get away with ONE BEER, let alone a full six-pack, let alone numerous ones.