Bio

Hometown:	Not Seattle... t h i s fact saddens me...I want to be in the birthplace of Kurt
School:	HHS
Employer:	GUAHOAMMA (Given Up All Hope On American Mainstream Music Associatio n )

Hiya. You can call me whatever the devil you like because there is no bleeding way I'm gonna tell you my real name. I HATE it! Anywho, I'm an 18 year old guy who has an unhealthy predilection for sugary substances, loud angst-filled music, and mystery novels (only real mysteries, mind you, not that wussy CSI stuff). I speak fluent German (not at a native level, mind) and I'm a bigtime Otaku. My favorite animes are Lucky Star, Death Note, and Gunslinger Girl. If there is anything else you wish to know, don't hesitate to ask...keeping in mind it is likely that you will receive many snide and sarcastic remarks from me.

Useful German phrases:
1 Er braucht Herzkreislaufwiederbelebung!
2 Hilfe! Ich brauche einen Kuhlschrank!
3 Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale!
4 Ich bin kein Mitglied dieser Konferenz dennoch möchte ich einen Penguin.
5 Wir wollen Ihre Kuhe und Schafe sehen.
6 O mein Gott! Es gibt eine Axt in meinem Kopf!
7 Wo ist die Toilette?
8 Ziehen Sie bitte meine Hose aus!
9 Darf ich dich ins Gesicht schlagen?
10 Warum frisst den Tintenfisch meinen Fuß?
ana bahib aakol kabab<---that's Arabic!
I'm entirely obsessed with Nirvana. Kurt Plushy smites ALL!

You say Jonas Brothers-I say Nirvana
You say Taylor Swift-I say RATM
You say Kate Perry-I say Weezer
You say Miley Cyrus-I say Rammstein
you say chris brown - I say Evanescence
You say pop-I say METAL (and bite my thumb at you)!!!
92% of teens now like pop and (c)rap
If YOU are still the 8% who keeps your hair shaggy for the express purpose of thrashing it around while listening to your favorite tunes copy and paste

Groucho Marx: You haven't got a baboon in your pocket, have you?