Bio

Hometown:	Washington , D.C.
School:	Schools of Epicurus, the Stoa, the Tao, Buddha, and Moses.
Employer:	The Pretentiou s Institute of Internet Anonymity

Too old and mellow to be punk anymore. Not angry enough for hardcore. Too mainstream and open-minded to be a hipster into indie rock. Too square to personify hip-hop. Too abrasive and intense for jam bands, singer songwriters, and jazz.

We are all the same within our nonconformity, complicated within our simple definitions, simple in our deepest subconscious nature. I am.