Bio

Hometown:	Rapid City
School:	SD School Mines & Tech
Employer:	Naughty Books R-US

I try to live in a lap of audio luxury but there is always a ringing in my ears. I crave any music to full the void in my thick skull. I am considered, by people I pay to call my friends, to be the worlds worst DJ.

My first album purchase was "Schools Out!" and the vinyl was wrapped in a pair of paper, school girl panties. Much to my surprise when my father saw the panties he took them away from me. I wonder what he ever did with them? Because of that pre-teen trauma I now collect dolls and "Zapped" comics. I lie and tell everybody, "They are not Barbie dolls, they're ACTION FIGURES!".

On New Years Eve 1999 (Y2K) I met Jonathan Richman's G.I.R.L. friend, WOW what a hottie!! Luckily my equally hot wife said, "I can look at the menu, just don't order!". Before Jonathan whisked her to safety I had split my beer all over her dress and then I was quietly dragged by my ear outside by my wife. That's the way she tells the story anyway.