living-dead corporate fem-zombie decaying slowly in a cube with pandora says:

lol, there are no "used" copies. those point to the same (self)publis h e r .

actually, i did buy my own book and sell them "used" for 5.99 for a loss cuz i thought they cost too much, but i stopped.

i get 1.71$ for each copy sold, lol. i take the checks and frame them. lol. so far i have only one such.

let me know what chapter you stop reading it on, lol. no one ever seems to finish the book, lol, making me think -- no loss.

thanks, i can now b**ch about selling only 5 copies.

lol.

09-12-2008

living-dead corporate fem-zombie decaying slowly in a cube with pandora says:

any copy people buy is printed just for them and does not exist until they buy it. your copy would be #5 actually. my boyfriend was #4. the other 3 were the result of emailing 300 people on amazon.com via the "friend" feature.

yeah.

spamming 300 people individualy wasn't fun.

i guess that's what happens when you idolize Kilgore Trout...

09-10-2008

living-dead corporate fem-zombie decaying slowly in a cube with pandora says:

i was tempted to go on a humger strike in NYC until 100 people actuall read my novel. would give it away for free then quiz them, lol. but decided i'd just get locked up in Gitmo and force-fed if i tried that, so i gave up on writing and got a social life instead. i'm happier now. i think.

wonder if i should make like cards and drop them all over NYC.

why don't you buy it? lol. i think you'll like the first 5 chapters or so...

09-10-2008

living-dead corporate fem-zombie decaying slowly in a cube with pandora says:

i didn't GET it published. look at lulu.com.

any 9 yr old with 200$ can publish a novel.

what i found afterward is that i can't make anyone BUY the damn thing.

i wasn't wanting to make a proffit -- i wanted to sell 100 copies. not friggin 3!

09-10-2008

Jennifer.pet r o aka, "The Flaming Biatch" says:

California, eh? Try living in New Frickin' England. NO ONE comes here, lol.

07-24-2008