Bio

Hometown:	Jesus, Nebraska
School:	Dee's Nuts
Employer:	In Your Grandma's Bed

I like to take moonlight walks in the alley behind my house and look for salamanders. I like fancy pants and giant nipples. My Grandmother says that I'm the smartest 30 year old she knows. I like music that makes me feel funny in my sexy organs and I hope you do too. If you can decipher the abbreviations for my stations you might find what you are looking for, otherwise, give a listen and try again. If you still don't know what they mean try poking yourself in the eye! Finally, try to remember, if you feel like being a jerk, try having one instead.