Bio

Hometown:	Butte, America
Employer:	I hold cups and people pee into them; sometimes I sneak a sip or two.

Hi, I'm Matt. I like video games (my only friends in high school), mirrors (if only my reflection had a 'f**k-hole'), reality television (I wish I could exploit myself on television in order to sustain my narcissism), taking my shirt off to show off my tattoos and my biceps, running until my knees give out, mounting fat women, and -- finally -- I love to lay on my couch all day and watch television in my underwear until the garbage around me builds up to the point that I can't see the teevee screen anymore.