Bio

Hey y'all. I like black metal and symphonic s**t. It is very classical and entertaining. Also, if you leave nasty messages or if I and my partner the Old Man do not agree with them, we will report them and have them stricken from the record. Watch for my black metal band. We will not perform in your state as we want to stay true to the genre and remain obscure and not sell out. Motogay band only performs for relatives and people from the state of North Dakota (where they filmed that movie Fargo) Also, if you see a tree in your back yard, please make sure you cut it down but only if it is a talking tree.

Please visit the following institutions that I and the Old Man support:
ACLU.ohrg
North Korea.don't have internet because state does not approve.com
MikelMoore is a fat muther f**ker.com
CitizensAgainstSpeech.orhg
UnitedUnderBlakMetalOnly.orhg
NorthAmericanManLove.orhg
LegalizeGayMarriage;).orhg

I also give lessons in playing the guitar, violin and the meat pole.

Thanks y'all.