Bio

Hometown:	The entire world is my home, madame.
School:	Life is an education, is it not? It is. I shall not fail.
Employer:	My own mind, seething like a storm of bees.

I am a bon vivant, schooled at the Ecole Normale in Gauvrotte; an avid philatelist and famed veneophile whose acquisitions are displayed in cavelureums around the globe; the author of "Pigeon's Progress", winner of the 2003 Vogelby Prize; and the current Longeur Fellow-in-Residence at Amberton University. In addition, I am the Funktastic Duke of Awesomeville. Good music is cool. I don't like the bad stuff, though. It sucks.