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First installment more to come,
ways to annoy your roommate during christmas
1.Claim you were a Christmas tree in your former life. If s/he tries to bring one into the room, scream bloody murder.
2.Go to the mall with your roommate and sit on Santa's lap. Refuse to get off.
3.Wear a Santa suit all the time. Deny you're wearing it.
4.Sit in a corner in the fetal position rocking back and forth chanting, "Santa Claus is coming to town, Santa Claus is coming to town..."
5.Hang mistletoe in the doorway. When your roommate enters or leaves the room, plant a wet one on his/her lips.