Bio

Hometown:	The Bay Area, IT'S AWFUL, STAY AWAY.
School:	Barely Graduated High School Because I Did It My Way and Have No Discipline
Employer:	I can do things some find...ver y useful. What can I say? It keeps me nicel

Because I am a special Pandora Lad that gets special treatment because I am so darn more special than the everyone else, I am allowed to use crude words, like...

CLUSTERFUCK and BULLSHIT!

Some of the funniest people I know are the most conflicted. Humor to them is like magic, an illusion used to distract you and keep you from looking directly at them. I don't like it when people look at me, unless they're like...a hot female. I hate it when people look directly at me. I see it as a challenge. I don't much like many men. Dudes are a**holes, dude. Few exceptions granted on that one.

For a living, I shuffle paper, insult dear old friends on Facebook, and listen to Pandora between people coming into my office asking me for advices, which is plural advice for one question.

Well...I left my band, struck it out solo.

My band of one where I sing and play all the instruments can be found at www.myspace.com/tornadoinajar

Hey, I got some very complimentary emails from some of my pandora rock and roll heroes regarding my rough draft tunes. This has pleased me to a great degree.

To go one step further...I'm getting some label interest from the UK! This amazes me because...I've only got awful drafts up. Seriously, some of it makes me wince when I listen to it.

Sometimes people say to me: "Ron you're such a funny goofy dude, why are your songs so BLEAK? Are they true?"

And I tell them..."Well, some of them are sort of true, because truth resonates with people better than fluffy bullshit; but no, I've never had a girlfriend that ever turned into a drug addicted hooker. I just married one.

Life. It'll do you hard if you let it.

www.myspace.com/tornadoinajar