Bio

Hometown:	The South
School:	BI Institute
Employer:	Record Shop

Why do I need to provide a social security number?
Why do I have to pass emissions?
Why do I have to recycle?
Why do I have to call it a "grande" or "venti" when we all know it's either a f**king medium or large?
Why does it have to be 32 lbs of air?
Why is there "no smoking" within 10 feet of the building? Will it really make a f**king difference?
What is the point of filling a doctor form if HE/SHE will ask you the f**king questions again?
Do we really need toes?
Why do they make you shower for 15 seconds before getting into the pool? Does that really get you disinfected?
Why can't you have a**holes that encroch onto YOUR parking spot towed?
If you brush your teeth and then use Listerine, you technically have alcohol on your breathe and in your system. Can you drive afterwards?
Why do I have to declare my ethnicity, race and gender on EVERY f**king form out there?
Why don't men ever say, "I can do anything a woman can?"
Why is The View so horrible and painful to watch and who the f**k watches it?
What the f**k is wrong with Jay Lenos chin?
Who the f**k is Michael Jackson and who the f**k cares that he passed?
What the f**k happened to the economy?
Why do I have to eat you out before you suck me off?
Why can't your sister join us?
Why do you want me here in the morning?
Why is there AIDS?
What do I do with all these cell phone chargers???
What the f**k is the point of a tie? Seriously?

Since half of Mexico is already here, why the f**k don't we annex it and tax its people and revenues?
Does Tom Cruise really believe that stuff?

Sign a petition today asking the US president to take charge of Iron Mike Tyson. He is an American Icon who is currently self distructing.
We need him so that he can live and more importantly, continue to give us great quotes.
Like this one: "I'll f**k you till you love me b**ch"

Make Iron Mike Tyson a monument on Capitol Hill!!