Bio

Hometown:	Seattlevil l e
School:	South Seattle Community College! The Fighting RATS!
Employer:	I'm a community college student! A*C*C*O*U* N * T * I * N * G ! ! !

Really, what would you put here that anyone would want to actually read?

As far as telling about me, well, even most of my friends and family don't want to hear about me so I seriously doubt that you the random stranger would care. But lucky you, I am going to plunder on anyway!

I'm 20% twee. However; I am not skinny, young, or cute enough to play up that fact. I could be a twee troll. A twoll. I imagine Twoll the twee troll is a vegetarian and likes tea. I eat meat and drink coffee. But I like the idea of tea.

I'm white trash, trailer born and raised. But my vocabulary belies that fact. What my language hides my choice of clothing bears witness to. I like pearl snap shirts and jeans and boots and I'd possibly wear a western hat around town if it didn't seem like it might be too much of an affectation. Maybe when I'm older. Also when I'm older: Bring on the bolo ties!

In general I'm really something else. If I were a lesser man you might have to watch out, but I am so amazing I spend most of my life under the radar just to give the rest of the world a chance. YOU ARE WELCOME!

Ho-ho! In reality I usually fail to impress anyone which is great as that leaves much more time for me. Thank you for making my small talk.

I like chocolate, but I would never own a mug that said so.

My parents actually have good taste in music.

I keep my fingernails short and my enemies shorter.

They laughed when I sat down at the piano because someone had stuck a whoopee cushion on the bench.

One day we'll all be dead and then we'll stop whining about stuff.