I'm Bwk... I love marshmallows, and hang out at Blood banks and Safe Haven drop sites. I race hover crafts competitively, and hold the first national blue ribbon in "rally craft" racing. When I was fourteen I broke both legs falling 80 feet out of a Hot air balloon piloted by Betrand Piccard and Brian Jones in 1999. They later went on to be the first team to fly around the world (Same year matter a fact). My new years resolution is the same every year; Don't die.
I broke into the pentagon just to see if I could. I eat four course dinners every hour. I shot a man once, but healed him right after. I was mentioned in James Dean's will. I was pardoned by the president. I cured cancer, then released it again. I dub all Italian horror movies. Over summer break, I defused a violent situation with bank robber in Ohio. I can make a 5 star blue ribbon soup out of broken ash trays. I filmed and wrote an American classic. My multi-platinum self titled record was banned in nine country's including the US. I sold kittens to underprivileged inner city children. My last doctors visit ended after I diagnosed my physician. I broke up with Rachel Weisz on valentines day. The national library association asks me to approve all books published since 1980 before allowing them to be rented out. I once changed a tire over the phone. My secret identity has never been reviled. I invented the maniacal laugh while camping. I stopped an alien invasion in Texas. Big foot is hiding in my log cabin. I'm the one who asked budweiser to stop running the "wazz up" ads. I know Morse code, The High Priest Imhotep is my Dad's best friend from high school. I accidentally taught internet piracy to the masses. I almost got into a argument with a bear, but then we agreed to disagree. I built the tunnel princess Diana died in, by hand. Johnny number 5 is inspired in part my designs.