You shouldn't wear that cat as a house shoe, I called after him as he became his own worst enemy. People who are given in to strange compulsions should have the common decency to get a head check at the behavioral health care clinic, lest they'll have their problems bleeding over onto poor innocent bystanders who would no doubt otherwise go on in their own cheeky mild mannered ways and fill the'potential for a cheeky mild morning but alas instead are subjected to such a compulsive one's eccentric tastes irrevocably irretrievably and irresponsibly bled over onto the cheeky mild breakfast trays brought out by the cheeky mild maid, Ms. Moss. Everything cheeky and mild having been bled upon in a very savage demeanour, now becomes much less cheeky and far past mild.
I'll have to remember not to bring poor Mr. Wendell my cat next summer. He won't survive that again, I can't wager.