I am currently wanted by the law for indecent exposure. It really wasn't my fault. My father had just payed my ransom and when the f**king kidnappers released me on the highway they thought it would be funny to take my clothes, a**holes. I hadnt had any food or sleep for about two days, I was totally delirious and starving, so I walked to the nearest mexican food shop to get a burrito. Just my luck two officers were eating inside. I dont know what I was thinking but I snatched one of the officers burritos and took off. He chased me for about three blocks and gave up. I run pretty fast naked eating a burrito, seriously. When I got home it was all over the news. I'm so screwed. I taped it though, it rocks. They didnt say all the charges against me but, F**k it, I'm going to Europe anyways for a couple of weeks on my dads private jet. I kind of like the whole naked thing and I heard you can run around naked all-day on some of their beaches. So I'm out!