OH MY LORD, REBECCA! PONDER UPON THE SIZE OF HER DERRIERE!
Music... And not the "YOU A STUPID HOE" kind... Is for real men. I for one, AM A MAN! Songs with good beats are wonderful. Songs with gay men slapping their guitars and beating their drums with no apperant beat or rhythm in their lyrics, suck. Music produced on on a macbook pro, is not music. Not. At. ALL. Dubstep sounds like a bunch of skimpy men f*rting simultaneously, although i must admit, SOME substep songs sound... Decent.
More about myself. I have beat Chuck Norris in a f*rting contest multiple times. I have also written an Almanac about various creatures, including Tittysprinkles, Buttsniffers, and of course, the famed Bonerfart!
Also, for lack of anything better to say, and for lack of anything better for you to do, I suggest you give the follow button a click. Follow buttons love clicks.