I am 6'4, blond, and love to train gerbils for the mini circus in my spare time. I enjoy long walks on the beach, but only by myself. Most days, I spend countless hours looking for the perfect cat that will love me for who I am and that can accept my gerbil training passion ( without eating the gerbils of course). It is proven that gerbils like to run on their wheel 60% of the day, and with enough trained gerbils in the world, we can have a fully self-efficient source of power for 60% of our needs. That is greater than wind and solar power combined! If you feel compelled by my story and would like to hear more about my dreams, or are a lonely cat who enjoys the company of hundreds of gerbils without eating them or would feel the undying urge to turn them into a plaything or chasing them to no end, but would enjoy cuddling them and being an animal leader who bridges the gap between species, then I am the one for you. Contact me at email@example.com
Jamie, signing out.
P.S. I totally wrote this.