Hi!!! My names Juliet, and I'm in love!!! (don't dare me to say who!) my favorite f**k buddy is my own right hand (editor's note: only f**k buddy)
I'm constantly disturbed emotionally. I HATE meat, except for tuna fish. I wear sweaters in July in hopes that I will escape this world through heat exhaustion.
I hate school, although I'd rather be there than at home. I read the dictionary twice over before I was toilet trained. Yet, I was the last one in my class to learn how to tie my shoes.
I read all seven Harry Potter novels in seven days.
I only listen to Heave metal and Death Metal, in any language, although if I fell daring I'll listen to just about anything but Country and Taylor Swift.
I've been forced into the loony bin 4 times when I was younger. During those times, I was heavily medicated...For, according to the state's attorney, nothing. I was a seemingly healthy tomboy, unill I was given my first pill.
I played football and wrestling in middle school, but only continued football in high school. The boys on the team treated me the way I wanted to be treated...like a boy. But when it came to games, however, the opponents treated me like a girl.
My mom's a binge drinker. (*ahem* a recovering binge drinker) When her snatch isn't filled with the nearest "man meat", she drinks untill she gets some.
My father, on the other hand, wears his heart on his sleeve. He doesn't understand that all of his girlfriends were only after his money (editors note: Jesus Christ!!! He is a truck driver! what money!?!). And please, don't get me started on my scars. my father was the one who gave them to me. (burns, bruises and abrasions - oh my!!)
I have many more demons in my life. I don't expect anyone to feel sorry for me. Hell, I got all the comfort I need right here...
Come here right hand