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For a living, I sit in a cube wearing ugly blue button-down clothes and create soul-sucking, redundant bureaucratic forms for people in banks to waste *their* life for no reason. While i do this, I listen to things like Bauhaus daring me to "be real" and to reject bureaucracy. Here is an immitation-Voltaire song i wrote for my Pandora buddy Warpig. i call it 'career advancement'. oh..... *slow violins* my co-workers tod-ah-ay... need to be shot! *3 acoustic guitaur chords!* shot in the head! *chord-chord-chord* shot in their bed! *chord-chord-chord* shot with a gun! *chord!* shot for fun! *chord!* fun! fun! fun! *violins* (chorus:) one day when it's rai-ahy-ny *slow viola* i'm gonna do my best Che-ehy-eny *slow viola* *castanet!* take a grenade and hold it at bay DON'T count to 3 cuz i have to say: *fast violins* my co-workers got to be fragged their bodies have got to be bagged their asses have got to be *loud castanets and tubas* (chorus) *the Voltaire-style twist coming up!* *slow violins* cuz when you're in the army shooting soldiers... is just the thing to do! and it's how... I got... a medal or two! (demonic whisper: uncle sam needs YOU!) *acoustic chords!* (chorus 2 times) --- "Hysterical! Maniacal! Voltaire would be proud!" -- Goth-Ann --- "Your song is more magical than a My Little Pony! I love it!" -- Peter Pumpernickel --- now all i gotta do is learn to sing and play a musical instrument... ah well. there's always karaoke. <b>more lyrics on my Squirrel, Rasputina, Sabbath, Over-flow, CradleOfFilth, R.Clooney station descriptions.</b> I'm just a loser stuck in a cube, but I had drinks with Voltaire and other fans in NYC, and got pictures to prove it! before this, i wrote an immitation-Vonnegut novel, <b>Mother Mars by Corwyn Green</b>, available on amazon.com. sold 6 copies. even been read once! yes, i know not to quit my day job

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