Randall Flagg is a Punk Rocker that can Destroy the whole darn world in 2.456889346 seconds while killing Pauly Shore and beating Justin Bieber to death with a Pitch Fork and then he kicks a llama into the sun and blows out the sun like a candle yelling "I will destroy all of you and shoot your remains into bits and then beat you!"
Likes the book The Stand (1978) by Stephen King. He is a prophet of Randall Flagg who was trapped in a cave and forced to eat robin's minstrels (Monty Python reference). He was involved in the war which destroyed the world in the year 2097 so earth people had to live on Mars. He is a time traveling cyborg who was built in 4056 and has been sent back to many time periods including 1984, The Civil War, The Second Great Depression of 2154, and 45 B.C. To stop cyborgs sent back in time to ruin important events. He met Randall Flagg in the year 1985 and helped him try to destroy the rest of Earths population. He killed Justin Bieber in the year 2019. He's thinking of killing him again in 2015. He has been to the 7 known dimensions: our dimension, an alternate dimension, the dark side, a hellish version of our dimension, the twilight zone, the void, and the dimension that none has come back from alive. He wears a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, a black sweatshirt with a smiley face sticker on the breast pocket, torn jeans, and carries an arsenal of weapons. He also has sunglasses and a cigarette in his mouth. He lives in the Dark Tower with Randall Flagg and usually goes hunting for assassins. He sometimes has to stop Martian attacks and his favorite meal is lamb chops but he has to get them from the year 3012 because lambs went extinct in 3013. His favorite films are the Alien movies and the Rambo movies which he has stored in his memory chip. He also likes the Terminator movies which he also has in his memory chip. His real name is number 5. He currently is searching for the last copies of the movies Jury Duty and In the Army Now (both Pauly Shore movies) so he can destroy them once and for all.