I have two insane children; one age 4, named Colin. His interests include talking about his 'weiner,' picking his nose, and tackling Daddy while he lays on the floor after work. The other child is named Kaleb. He enjoys s**tting his pants, climbing on the counter to eat directly out of the butter dish, and digging in the cats litter box.
My interests include:
chasing children: (don't really enjoy it- but I do plenty of it)
Work: It's always a great day to save a life- One retard at a time
Biking: the pedal kind, not that motorized kind; those are for p**sies
Music: Mostly punk, and piano rock stuff like Ben Folds and Billy Joel, and Elton John (the old stuff, long before he admitted his gayness), I also have been dabbling in Country- I really like Brad Paisley (I'm still a guy- describes me and my wife to the 'T') and classic rock
Movies: Really like Mob movies (Donnie Brasco, Godfather series, Goodfellas, etc.), also like the cartoons (Open Season, funniest cartoon ever)