The music i love is usually the coolest music available, for I am a cool person. You know how you think you're cool and more "with it" or ironic than others? Like you (the subject) get it, while they (the objectified others) do not? Well, however cool THAT is, just know: I'm much much cooler than that. Additionally, i will always be cooler than you, and in a way you won't understand until the future, when the coolness has faded.
The music on my page is where one goes to locate cool music. (dates are important, so pay attention to when I proclaimed a song or artist cool.) It is time to share my coolness. Feel free to borrow my coolness. Tell your friends you arrived at your new coolness alone, as all truely cool people do. Just dont forget to check back in with me frequently, as you never know when the cool winds have changed direction. It's still possible to be accussed of being a poser.