Dean: "You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your a**."
Dean: "That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I'm gonna hunt that little b**ch down!"
Season 2 Episode 13 "Houses of the Holy"
Sam: ""Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their a**!"
Dean: "That is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, come on, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster, and they run. But not us, no, no, no, we search out things that want to kill us. Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We are insane! You know, and then there's the bad diner food and then the skeevy motel rooms and then the truck-stop waitress with the bizarre rash. I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously? Do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I d