I have pink hair. I am often cranky. I like naps a lot. I hate exercising. I love anything pink. My cats are my children. I hate the bus. I love chocolate and most candy. I live for cherry coke and red vines. I have a penchant for clothes shopping. I like daydreaming. I have an overactive imagination. I am a procrastinator. I go through bouts of self-hatred. A good book makes me disappear. I like to make people laugh. I love celebrity gossip. I love music. I tend to geek out. I collect action figures. Cheese enchiladas are the perfect food. I want to have sex with Ewan McGregor, Harrison Ford, Eddie Izzard, Jason Hill, Christian Bale, and others. Laffy Taffy jokes make me giggle like a schoolgirl. I like blood, guts, and gore. My gameboy is my boyfriend. Sephora makes me cream myself. I want to be Red Riding Hood.