My name is Kags and I have a hole in my sock. I don’t need to get a Mohawk or punch some walls to show how hardcore I am. I’m that one girl with the tiny voice and loud laugh. I’m extremely insecure and I constantly need to be reassured that things will be okay. I try my best not to let people get to me but I usually fail. I don’t trust anyone, so don’t try to weasel your way into my life. I’m a dork; dork also means whale’s penis. I’m not afraid to tell you if you have something stuck in your teeth. I have a crush on my iPod, its getting pretty serious. I hate when people can't spell or type 71k3 th1$ @77 th3 t1m3. So don't talk to me if you do that. Also don’t send me your stupid app invites. I do not want to join your mafia or own everybody and their grandma. I’m a complete klutz so be nice or I’ll trip over something and fall on you. I don’t party like its 1999 so don’t invite me. I don’t need to drink to have fun or smoke to look cool. I have a hard time being serious. I make up my own words. I’ll probably nickname you something totally offensive and bizarre. I’m really pale, go ahead and make fun of me. At least I won’t get skin cancer. I have a slight temper and will threaten to bomb your house if you make me mad. I hold grudges. I’m deathly afraid of grasshoppers. I’m a super perv and will laugh at anything that’s inappropriate. I do a lot of things others wont do and still dream different from you. I cannot, will not allow myself to be stereotyped. Jealousy is the tribute mediocrity pays to genius. I'm not gonna lie, I just wanna be happy! Utimately with someone else. Be happy. I lack patience, but I can wait till I learn to deal with it. I admire those with standards and set limitations apart from the masses. No one was meant to be like the next, so why conform? I love to lead, but know when to follow. I dream bigger than I should, but it ALWAYS gets me where I want to be. I love to be different & embrace those attributes.